Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
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No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.
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Cosmetics is a boon to every woman, but a girl's best friend is still a nearsighted man.
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One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.
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